Squidward I Only Speak Sarcasm Short Sleeve T-Shirt


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Color: White

Ships to the U.S.A only.

“I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.” The sarcasm king of Bikini Bottom, Squidward has no trouble spitting some sarcastic one-liners! Represent your favorite Squidward comments by wearing this Squidward I Only Speak Sarcasm Short Sleeve T-Shirt both in and out of the house!


  • Show off your sarcasm skills in this t-shirt!
  • Fit: Short Sleeve Crew Tee makes for a comfortable fit
  • Care: Machine washable
  • Color: White

Ordering Information:

U.S. HOLIDAY Shipping: Please use the following guide for shipping deadlines to receive your order by December 24th. We and our shipping partners will do our best during this busy holiday season!

  • Standard or Economy Shipping: Order by Dec. 8

For more details, please view our Shipping Policy here.

Allow 4-5 business days for your order to ship.

  • Return Policy: We will gladly accept returns for any reason within 30 days of receipt of delivery.
  • Shipping: Ship times quoted in checkout are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.
  • Availability: Ships to the United States and Puerto Rico.
  • Shipping Policy: For more information, see our Shipping Policy.

Item No. SBSP-SSarc-10001-004-S

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