Squidward I Only Speak Sarcasm Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Color: White
Nov 30 - Dec 04

Estimated arrival date

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Nov 28

Placed On

After you’ve placed your order, the vendor will take 1- business day to prepare your shipment.

Nov 28 - Nov 29

Shipped By

The vendor will put your package in the mail between Nov 28 - Nov 29.

Nov 30 - Dec 04

Delivered By

Your shipment should be at your doorstep between Nov 30 - Dec 04.

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“I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.” The sarcasm king of Bikini Bottom, Squidward has no trouble spitting some sarcastic one-liners! Represent your favorite Squidward comments by wearing this Squidward I Only Speak Sarcasm Short Sleeve T-Shirt both in and out of the house!


  • Show off your sarcasm skills in this t-shirt!
  • Fit: Short Sleeve Crew Tee makes for a comfortable fit
  • Care: Machine washable
  • Color: White

Ordering Information

  • Return Policy: We will gladly accept returns for any reason within 30 days of receipt of delivery.
  • Shipping: Ship times quoted in checkout are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.
  • Availability: Ships to the United States and Puerto Rico.
  • Shipping Policy: For more information, see our Shipping Policy.

Item No. SBSP-SSarc-10001-004-S

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